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[@bunny] IM A FUCKING KAYAK

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[bunny] just fucked my diet [bunny] low cal brownie [bunny] at 11 pm [bunny] OM NOM NOM I REGRET NOTHING

<@zk> my lil sister sent me birthday wishes and was like "I'M JUST GLAD YOU ARE STILL ALIVE. WE DIDN'T THINK YOU'D MAKE IT TO 30."

<@zk> thanks for the birthday wishes kieran_, bunny <@zk> because of your facebook wall posts <@zk> i've found the strength to go on for another year

[20:32] <@MrYenen> i am comedy master

[@bunny] .5 chub?

<@bunny> usually happens when you're on the torlet and your butt gets confused

<@bunny> usually happens when you're on the torlet and your butt gets confused

<@bunny> usually happens when you're on the torlet and your butt gets confused

<@bunny> usually happens when you're on the torlet and your butt gets confused

<zeekay> yenen is an enigma wrapped in mystery hidden in a dong

<kieran_> but lets not forget yenen <zeekay> yeah he is the best humanish <zeekay> kinda wish i knew he was real

[neoblaze] I lolled [neoblaze] earlier today [neoblaze] it almost never happens [neoblaze] but it did

<zeekay> where do they keep all the hot norwegian chicks? sweden?

[kieran_] how can you hear him [kieran_] with those loud sweaters

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[@ThunderClaw] most people i know are so obviously already dead inside

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[@ThunderClaw] life definitely has taken a few big, messy dumps on her. but she was the one who sat under the glass table and invited the anus down to it.

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[@kieran_] i wish i was still out with emily [@kieran_] she'll pry stop liking me eventually [@kieran_] but i can have fun [@kieran_] til she stops

<Doomstalk> ifs ands or butts <MrYenen> hold on to them <kjolafk> im tryin

<@neoblaze> ahaahajh <@zeekay> hahahaha <@MrYenen> :{

<@zeekay> that's part of his magical allure <@neoblaze> the new fragrance <@neoblaze> Allure by MrYenen <@zeekay> hahah <@zeekay> it would be an empty spray bottle

<@zeekay> i heard i die horribly in the third act

[@MrYenen] can we just split them up [@MrYenen] i would be okay with half of a million of dongs [@MrYenen] i am a humble man [@MrYenen] i do not need many dongs

[+v MrYenen] by neoblaze [+vv MrYenen MrYenen] by neoblaze [+vvvv MrYenen MrYenen MrYenen MrYenen] by neoblaze [+vv MrYenen MrYenen] by neoblaze [+v MrYenen] by neoblaze [+MrYenen] a pyramid of voices dedicated to me

<@MrYenen> TIIIMECUBE